Scheme inquired as to whom got jacked by Rihanna for the repetition of the wordsoundletter “A!” on her latest hit, “Umbrella”; was it Juelz or Jeezy? I, in turn, wondered whether Da Snowman pilfered his stretched out “Yeeeeaah” from mister Human Crack In Da Flesh. With that, I’m left considering the future of intellectual properties. Will rappers soon have to trademark their ad-libs? 50 Cent has been accused of stealing 2Pac’s infectious end-of-the-song-shit-talk-session chuckle, huha! It’s got him laughing all the way to the online bill pay. I don’t know if Don Killuminati would approve of such pillaging if he were around today. I’m inclined to think that he’d bomb first.