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Dead Ass

In the bodega, a young girl wearing
jeans so tight she has to use turpentine
to get them off, says to her friends,
Damn, it’s dead ass raining out!

I was enamored.  Instead of cats and dogs,
I pictured donkey corpses falling from
the sky, clogging the gutters.
That’s some “serious” rain.

The song on the radio said that the po-po was:
“tryna to catch me ridin’ dirty.”  I imagined
Chamillionaire wearing a 20 lb. gold chain
with mud dripping off Jesus’ shiny toes,
Krayzie Bone in four-hundred-dollar jeans,
with grass stains on the knees.

In Oakland, the sound there is “hyphy.” To me,
that alien word means gooney-goo-goo.
To me, that word is my dead father’s kiss.
But to thousands of youngsters whose trousers sink
below the Plimsoll line of their asses, hyphy
music makes their bodies dip up and down
like oil drills.

These words make me feel old, and alabaster.
When I hear something new, it’s like I discovered it
for the first time, like I excavated it from the mouth
of a teenager.  So I dust it off with my fossil brush
and try to jam it into the keyhole of academia.

Words like,
Fo’ shizzle, crunk, hella: I place in glass jars like rare moths.
I want to hang them on the doors of sonnets
like a welcome sign to an apartment
I don’t live in.

-Michael Cirelli-

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3 Comments

  1. 9090 wrote:

    i liked it up until the writer revealed he feels old, etc.

    Thursday, December 17, 2009 at 10:25 pm | Permalink
  2. funny that’s probably where I start liking it even more cuz truth be told, every once in a while I be feelin’ the saaaame way…

    Friday, December 18, 2009 at 2:12 am | Permalink
  3. Jade wrote:

    damnn… i love this!

    Monday, January 18, 2010 at 8:44 am | Permalink

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