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Pocket Full of Shells

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

The FADER’s 50th issue (that’s 10 years, homie) is now on newstands in bold gold, thicker than u-ju-al vaingloriousness. It’s fitting for a magazine that rarely pats itself on the back, sitting in stark contrast to every other 1000th issue celebration/Top 50 list/8 Ways To Save A Dying Squirrel Issue that some magazines *ahem*Rolling Stone*ahem* [...]

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I Don’t Believe in the Boogie Man Neither!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

It’s Thanksgiving, so praises are due. Speech! a-a-hem-hem I’d like to thank Jennifer Garner and other celebrities for making sure I know to get a flu shot. Pffft! I don’t believe in no flu shots. I haven’t had the flu since I was 8 years old, and I’m still alive. I know 90 year-old Rastas [...]

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Off The Books This Year

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

I kinda feel like a grade A buster for not having picked up an issue of bpm prior to this one. Complete with well written video game and album reviews, slick gadget/accessories coverage and (clearly) dope features, bpm is probably my new “must pick up” at the newsstand. Considering that each issue is about 5 [...]

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Tee Vee Gitz Dum

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

I’ve been watching more television these days, probably because I’ve got less money to spend lately. So what did I learn from the boob tube so far this month? First of all, Sarah Silverman isn’t funny. Fire her, and fire whoever keeps hiring her. She’s terrible. I know, I’m hating. It’s cool though, because the [...]

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Fresh to Death

Saturday, September 1, 2007

I’d like to welcome a new contributor who goes by name of Solomon to the Attorney Street fold. Homie is a super talented writer/spoken word poet and we’re very glad to have him. Now while he expressed some trepidation at making the article below his first post because as he put it, it’s kind of [...]

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In A Class Act Of Their Own

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Kid ‘n’ Play Tee by Rocksmith Loud snores are still heard ’round the world when the subject of Most Influential Rap Duo comes up. Run DMC, OutKast, EPMD, UGK, even M.O.P all come to mind before you hear anyone bring up this rap group. I think I even heard somebody say Camp Lo (no offense, [...]

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Ay Yo, How Much Is The 40oz???

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

The LES (or the Lower East Side for those out-the-know) has been described as “The Last Real Neighborhood in NYC“. Maybe there’s some truth to that. I mean, down on Attorney St. & E. Houston, there’s still a neighborhood. Emphasis on the NEIGHBOR cuz we actually know ours. From the Italian dudes at the pizza [...]

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Blow Jobs…Literally

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

This was seen posted in the TV/ Radio Jobs Section of Hartford.Craigslist.com @ around 9am: Adult Male Models Wanted Reply to: job-370470055@craigslist.org Date: 2007-07-10, 1:14AM EDT Hartford Males Productions is producing a documentary on oral sex, why it’s so popular, and the need for it in the male psyche. Looking for males 18 – 35 [...]

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Dip It Like It’s Marble Cake

Monday, July 9, 2007

NY graf artist Claw Money, whose book was in part designed by our friends from PegLeg and is featured in our book learnin’ section to the left, collaborates with Nike to make these fresh lil’ bitties you see pictured above. Word has it the Nike/Claw Money Blazers will be out at the end of the [...]

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Synthesizer Microwave Me

Saturday, July 7, 2007

A few days after the 2007 celebration of the Fourth of July, I happened upon a nearly year-old copy of Reader’s Digest. On the back cover is a portrait by C. F. Payne entitled “My Space”, with a caption that reads, “OUR AMERICA.” The illustration is of a young woman who appears to be about [...]

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